Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Day 18

Not good. Our team is having doubts about this mission. We are beginning to think sending us in here to free Sarah from a spell is someone's idea of a joke.

I promised the team I will contact Central Control for confirmation. Now I just need to remember how to do that.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Day 17

Napped all day and night.

Monday, July 18, 2005

Day 16

Very confused by the readings we are getting on the lie detector equipment we have installed in the house.

It appears from the readings that Sarah is not under a spell cast by the GFN agents in a nefarious plot to enslave the planet. It appears Sarah may be as she claims to be, a 22 year old woman who says she does not lie and hates liars.

Or, the spell is so good, that it has made all of our equipment obsolete.

Hmmmm. I know I will figure out our next move better after eating another one of those tasty yellow tang fish. The feed watchers have noticed that the fishies are diminshing, but they are blaming this on poor care by staff.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

Day 15

Little to report today.

The cruel slave master, shown here with Sarah, did not suspect that the new equipment we had installed in the exercise room of the house was anything other than gym equipment.

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Day 14

The spell that the slave masters have cast over Sarah is strong, but for one moment today the pre-spell Sarah almost heard one of the bands we tried with the meta cross communicator.

We will keep working on that.

Score one for the mission team tonight.

We managed to start a fight in the house that created a lesion in the theta field surrounding the house.

In the confusion, we were able to install all our equipment without being detected.

Friday, July 15, 2005

Day 13

The best plans are implemented after a good nap. The HamsterWatch site has already reported our first encounter in this mission.

Very early this morning Sarah entered the gold room sleep walking, where the live feeds happened to be recording agent Kaysar. In 25 seconds, agent Kaysar was able to remove the darkness cast by the snake tongue the previous evening.

Sarah has been sleepwalking to subconsciously meet several of our spirit agents who have infiltrated the house. This sleepwalking has not been without minor injuries, that Sarah discussed with the cruel slave master later today in the large bed room:

Sarah: I have another bruise. I have one on my thigh, too.

Slave Master: Where did they come from?

Sarah: I don't know.

The spell is still strong. Sarah appears to be joined with the snake tongue and the cruel slave master, but this is to be expected in the presence of so much negativity. Overall, it was a day of progress, and time is growing short.

Sorry about the fishes. The entry of our spirit agents through the fish tank made the water cloudy, however no fish were harmed in the making of our entry. They were eaten because I am a cat and they looked really tasty.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Day 12

The cruel tyrant would be pleased to know that the 4 month relationship cover story was broadcast tonight.

It was confirmed today that some of the other dark spirits in the house detected agent Kaysar's eye movies in the hammock yesterday. It is nothing agent Kaysar cannot handle.

After the eviction tonight, the evil tongue lasher swooped in to reach Sarah's subconscious and erase the truth revealed to Sarah yesterday.

After an hour long monologue abusively berating others not present, the tongue lasher swooped away. Sarah turned to the Nurse and said "I have a headache". Perfect. That is the sign that Sarah was not touched by the bashing.

I just skimmed the misssion statement again. Perhaps I should not have waited until Day 10 to do anything. I probably need to be doing more here, such as assembling a team, infiltrating the house, and getting Sarah free of that spell.

Hmmm. First I need some food and a nap.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Day 11

Trapped in the house and still spell bound by her evil master, Sarah remained beyond reach most of the day.

Before nightfall, agent Kaysar was able to spend a few moments alone with Sarah in the hammock. Sarah spoke to Kaysar about playing the game honestly and her distaste for anything dirty or underhanded.

As she spoke, Kaysar used his mystical powers that allowed Sarah to see action pictures of the cruel tyrant form in Kaysar's eyes. In these pictures, subconsciously, Sarah could see her captor playing the game dishonestly and doing things that were dirty and underhanded.

Slowly, baby steps of progress were made today.

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Day 10

Tonight, the cruel slave master tormented Sarah, having his nails done by the exotic dancer.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

The Mission

Good morning csnet.

Colonel Joan Marpa, our deep cover operative in Uzbekistan since 1973, was recently captured by a dark force regiment disguised as rabid chipmunks. Losing the Colonel has severely compromised our ability to neutralize global slave trade operations. The Global Financial Network has seized this opportunity to expand its criminal operations around the world. The GFN is activating key agents in China, Italy, and its plan in the United States is already underway.

Unknown to the producers of the show, the GFN has placed several of its most experienced agents as contestants in the television program "Big Brother 6" airing 3 times a week this summer on the CBS network and 24/7 over Internet live feeds. The aim of these agents is to sustain a level 22 negativity field within the Big Brother House, and project this field to all who watch the show and live Internet feeds. A critical mass of 10.17 million viewers would start a chain reaction that will result in mass acceptance of slavery, captivity, and servitude to the dark forces that guide the GFN.

Unknown to the GFN agents in the house, one of the GFN agents is in fact our operative Sarah, who has been under cover with these agents for 7 years, reporting to Colonel Marpa details of GFN operations. However, shortly after the capture of Marpa, Sarah succumbed to a spell cast by the GFN agents in the house, and now believes she is one of them. Ordinarily, Sarah's training with Colonel Marpa makes her fully capable of neutralizing the global slave trade without any assistance, however, this spell has neutralized her ability to transform darkness with light.

We have one other agent in the house, code name Kaysar, whose length of stay in the house is determined by all the other contestants, including the GFN operatives, and may end before he can break the spell that Sarah is under. It is clear that agent Kaysar must assume a support role in a major new initiative.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to free Sarah from the spell of the GFN agents, so that she can neutralize the GFN plan before critical mass.

Should you or any of your agents be caught or killed, my secretary will say that I'm not in.

Good luck!