Monday, July 18, 2005

Day 16

Very confused by the readings we are getting on the lie detector equipment we have installed in the house.

It appears from the readings that Sarah is not under a spell cast by the GFN agents in a nefarious plot to enslave the planet. It appears Sarah may be as she claims to be, a 22 year old woman who says she does not lie and hates liars.

Or, the spell is so good, that it has made all of our equipment obsolete.

Hmmmm. I know I will figure out our next move better after eating another one of those tasty yellow tang fish. The feed watchers have noticed that the fishies are diminshing, but they are blaming this on poor care by staff.